Tyge is in the Bailout Line
This announcment via Mom, from Tygey:
Tyge has purchased a small bank so he can obtain Federal Bailout dollars to cover his extravagant Christmas expenditures. When it came to Christmas presents this year, he had visions of grandeur.
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He’s only really going to be taken seriously if he arrives in Washington in his own private jet. I’m sure there are lots of volunteers to be his flight attendant, though.
Ooooh me, me! I will be his flight attendant!
I would like to open an account. He has to be loads better then the fools that are running my bank… Let’s see, what is their name this week?